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#1 10/15/2013 12:18 am

Ninjamongoose
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Twboards Comic Tryouts

Hello everyone, we here at TBC have decided to open up tryouts for main character of the comic. We know that ReaganRocks was a cherished member of the boards, and he will be dearly missed, however, Twboards comic now has a void that must be filled. Normally, we would pick a new main character ourselves, but we have decided that allowing our prospective leads to sign up themselves is an interesting strategy that we want to give a shot.

Before we begin, I would like to introduce our panel of judges;

Afro Ninja, creator of Territory War series, and TWboards
Afro ninja was your average kid, when his family home was hit by a grenade. There he was, trapped in his room, when suddenly, a spectral rodent appeared to him. The rodent ignored Afro's lack of a greeting and dashed into his chest. At that point, Afro realized he had been given the powers of the greatest ninja warrior on earth. Using his powers, Afro jumped out the window of his collapsing house, and looked back at the rubble, knowing the rest of his family was dead.  Looking into the distance with his ninja eyesight, he spotted the source of the grenade. Barrack Obama and his sidekick, Al Sharpton. The duo cackled as tears ran down the young ninja's face, lobbing several more grenades in his direction. That was their mistake because Afro used his ninja powers to jump from grenade to grenade, getting closer with each jump. The look of fear on Obama's eyes was not enough to stave off the vengeance of the vengeful ninja, whom killed them both in one fell strike.  Afro, as he stood in the growing pool of blood, resolved not to dwell on the death of his parents because he couldn't bring them back. In Obama's pocket, he saw a small scrap of paper describing a game where people threw grenades at other people and destroyed stuff. Afro knew then that to truly avenge his family, he would have to steal Obama's idea, and make the grenade game himself. The rest is history.

Mongoosegangsta, furry, and chief editor of Twboards Comic
Mongoose was your average kid, when his family home was hit by a gun. There he was, trapped in his room, when suddenly, a spectral rodent appeared to him. The rodent ignored Mongoose's lack of a greeting and dashed into his chest. At that point, Mongoose realized he had been given the powers of the greatest thug muthafucka on earth. Using his powers, Mongoose jumped out the window of his collapsing burrow, and looked back at the rubble, knowing the rest of his family was dead.  Looking into the distance with his gangsta sight, he spotted the source of the gun. Barrack Obama and his sidekick, Al Sharpton. The duo cackled as tears ran down the young gangsta's face, lobbing several more guns in his direction. That was their mistake because Mongoose used his gangsta powers to jump from gun to gun, getting closer with each jump. The look of fear on Obama's eyes was not enough to stave off the vengeance of the vengeful gangsta, whom killed them both in one fell strike. Mongoose, as he stood in the growing pool of blood, resolved not to dwell on the death of his parents because he couldn't bring them back. In Obama's pocket, he saw a small scrap of paper describing a comic that was super duper cool. Mongoose knew then that to truly avenge his family, he would have to steal Obama's idea, and make the cool comic himself. The rest is history.

Simon Cowell, middle aged man, and former judge on American Idol
Mongoose and Simon met on a cold summers night in 2013, where they both decided they would judge a contest to get a main character for Mongoosegangsta's comic. The rest is history

Now that the judges have been introduced, don't hesitate to apply.

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*Farting*

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#2 10/15/2013 12:23 am

Getoutofmyyard
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

E-Ever since Goomy was a b-baby he was s-s-sexually abused.

I popped out of my mommy's womb a-and the doctor picked me up and sucked my dick, not even a minute year old. I b-became a twisted individual and t-t-that's why I l-l-listen to hipster metal to s-sh-shake away the feeling.

Special ability: Ass burgers. Can produce a burger picnic at any time.


http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y398/ninjastyle124/Goomy_zps2ab253ee.png

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#3 10/15/2013 2:02 am

Rodimus Mike
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Registered: 12/20/2010
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Miketron was your average carefree member of the TWBoards, until the Matrix of Moderation chose him as its next bearer following the destruction of Exe.cute.  As Rodimus Mike, a.k.a. Modimus Rike, he has come across many foes, but banning is his business, and business is good.

His comic could follow his days setting up defenses against those who wish to do harm to the boards. Backed by the other members who volunteer to attack those who are enemies of sanctity as well as his fellow mod, Shrub, will their collective strength be enough to combat the scum and villainy that Afro's various creations attract?

Powers:

An infinite amount of patience and to some, a much too liberal acceptance of some members of the boards.
The Ban Gun
An infinite knowledge of Transformers lore
Photoshop
An endless supply of face palm .jpegs

Quotes:

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the Ban Gun."
"This is your final warning."
"I warned him."

Theme Song:

(Wicked guitar solo)
GO! GO! MODERATORS!!
YOU MIGHTY MODDING MODERATOOOORS!!


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/mars1566/lastsupper_zps73b080aa.jpg

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#4 10/15/2013 2:32 am

Galvatron Goomy
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Galvatron Goomy, the ender of Mike.

Mike's super rival, who's superior to Mike in every way.

Powers:

Eluding bans
Terrible sense of humour
Infinite knowledge on Mike's personal life

Quotes:

"ily bbgurl"
"You autobots die so easily"
"You don't have the touch"

Theme song:

Sexyback

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#5 10/15/2013 3:22 am

Rodimus Mike
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Galvatron Goomy wrote:

Galvatron Goomy, the ender of Mike.

Mike's super rival, who's superior to Mike in every way.

Powers:

Eluding bans
Terrible sense of humour
Infinite knowledge on Mike's personal life

Quotes:

"ily bbgurl"
"You autobots die so easily"
"You don't have the touch"

Theme song:

Sexyback

Let's hear Simon Cowell's reaction.


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#6 10/15/2013 4:13 am

Puri
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Puri: fuk u


Simplicity is best.

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#7 10/15/2013 4:26 pm

Deadpool
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/e/30/4bb3f5210abcc/detail.jpg
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8073/deadpool.jpg


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The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation

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#8 10/15/2013 6:23 pm

Rodimus Mike
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

FAN ART!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/mars1566/TW2/modimusrike_zpsdb3eec8f.png


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#9 10/16/2013 1:09 am

Ninjamongoose
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Goomy saunters up to the portable table, with a confident look on his zit-ridden face.
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Mongoose: What makes you think youíre cut out for this role? We canít just hire anyone.

Goomy: I think youíll find that Iím the funniest person on the boards.

Mongoose: Lets have a demonstration.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e492059453ac50bce4dc67ef6d8f7fe5/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho2_1280.png

Goomy: My penis is enormous. Right now. Because I have an erection. Would you like to see?

Simon frowns, clearly unimpressed.

Afro: Iím sure erections would be a nice addition to the TW series, but as it stands, they are simply too tough to code.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/af43ae262e095597ab474c49353e5d26/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho3_1280.png

Simon: Alright, yes, I would like to see your erection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6db70f5eb4642bd619a1e773dde737c1/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho4_1280.png

Goomy: Damn right you do. Everyone does.

Goomy poses triumphantly for a few minutes waiting for a laugh, continuing when he doesn't get one.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3456948345122bcf8c28f81497f88f9b/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho5_1280.png

Goomy: I canít show you my erection, though, because I donít have it here. I left it inside this duck I had sex with.

Mongoose: Really?  Who was the duck?

Goomy (faltering): Mike Tyson

Mongoose: Mike Tyson isnít a duck.

Afro: Fun fact, I actually had the idea to add ducks as a weapon in TW3. I scrapped the idea after I realized it could alienate our gameís duck audience

Simon: Very unimpressive. Next question?

Mongoose: What do you think you bring to the table that other candidates donít?

Goomy: Iím from Canada, so my healthcare is free.

Mongoose: What is Canada?

Goomy: IÖdonít know.

Mongoose laughs uproariously while the rest of the room looks on in confusion.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f41576c55d5dabcdcfd980c4fcd2b5c4/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho6_1280.png

Mongoose: Valid point. Alright, just one more thing; we need a demonstration of your fighting ability. Perform a couple moves on punching bag here and weíll be finished.

Mongoose gestures to a worn punching bag with a crude drawing of big bird on it.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/db917944313a8dd85a22483017411e41/tumblr_muqljakS7R1r829kho7_1280.png

Goomy(taking his pants off): Alright, sounds fair.

Mongoose: What the hell are you doing?

Goomy: Iím going to demonstrate my moves on the punching bag.

Mongoose: Donít tell me youíre about to have sex with our equipment

Goomy pulls his pants up, incredulous.

Simon: Can you show us anything that doesnít involve nudity?
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Goomy takes a few pills out of his pocket, crushes them, and drops them into a glass of water. He then pours the glass onto the punching bag. He begins to hug the punching bag awkwardly when several men in body suits burst through the door.
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Goomy: Shit!

Bag Rape Police: Your raping days are over! Youíre going away for a long time!

Goomy(running):Youíll never catch me alive!
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Goomy is prompty whacked in the head with a baton and dragged out by the BRP.

Mongoose: Next?


*Farting*

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#10 10/16/2013 1:28 am

Getoutofmyyard
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Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

You got me spot on, brah.

But you forgot the hitler mustache. cant forget that


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#11 10/16/2013 2:29 am

Rodimus Mike
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Registered: 12/20/2010
Posts: 3475

Re: Twboards Comic Tryouts

Simon's face in that last picture almost makes it look like he's on the edge of his seat waiting for Goomy to strip. So fucking creepy and god damn it's hilarious.


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