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#1 3/25/2015 11:56 pm

spartanstrong480
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Minute Mysteries

Two men, one big and burly, the other short and thin, walk into a bar. They both order the same drink. The big one gulps his drink down and leaves, the other sips his slowly and dies? Why did the short man die?


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#2 3/26/2015 12:05 am

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Re: Minute Mysteries

He was a lightweight...


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#3 3/26/2015 12:38 am

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Re: Minute Mysteries

He drank the poisonous ice cubes

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#4 3/26/2015 1:23 am

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Re: Minute Mysteries

He saw this topic and offed himself.


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#5 3/26/2015 7:22 am

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Re: Minute Mysteries

Please post this in random off topic thread next time.

Regarding the riddle; they ordered the same drink, the drink was too big for the short and thin man, he took a long time finishing it, but eventually dies because of it


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#6 3/26/2015 2:30 pm

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Re: Minute Mysteries

Here's all the ANSWERS to whatever he's going to ask.


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#7 3/26/2015 3:34 pm

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Re: Minute Mysteries

Rodimus Mike wrote:

Here's all the ANSWERS to whatever he's going to ask.

This is legit link, don't click if you don't want to be spoiled


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#8 3/28/2015 4:35 pm

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They ordered the same drink, so when the big dude drank his, the little dude had to drink the same drink by going into his stomach and drinking it, the acids killed him.


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#9 3/29/2015 5:02 am

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Re: Minute Mysteries

Walrus King wrote:

He saw this topic and offed himself.

The true answer to everything.

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#10 4/2/2015 9:54 pm

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Re: Minute Mysteries

The day before the big Tech vs State football game, the State mascot, an Indian jug, disappeared.
    Three hours before kickoff, one of the State fraternities was anonymously informed that the jug was buried on the estate of E.B. Van Snite, millionaire Tech grad, fanatical football booster, and notorious prankster.
    Six State undergraduates enlisted the aid of Dr. Haledjian.  Arming them with shovels, the famous sleuth drove out to see Van Snite, an old friend.
    “Certainly the jug is buried here,” Van Snite said, his eyes twinkling mischievously.
    The State boys gazed with dismay upon the area of ground Van Snite had indicated.
    It was a freshly turned half acre, scraped and rolled and freshly sown on every inch with grass seed.
    The area was walled on three sides, and a stone walk bordered the fourth.  In dead center stood a bird bath.  A maple tree grew at one end of the expanse and two wild olive trees at the opposite end.
    “You have two hours till kickoff,” said Van Snite.  “The jug is hidden in the only reasonable place in the half acre.”
    “Find it, and you can have it back.  But if you fail by game time, you must pay for planting the whole lawn.
    The State boys prepared to leave.  But within half an hour they had unearthed the Indian jug—after Haledjian had told them where to dig.
Where did they dig


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#11 4/2/2015 11:08 pm

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On the Indian burial ground this creep probably had in his backyard.


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