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#1 10/31/2013 12:57 am

ISYuzzi
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A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

It was All Hallows eve, As I awoke to a chatter
I logged onto Twboards, to see what was the matter

Mike was enraged, but even more than the norm,
as Upgrade was scared, peaking out of his dorm.

Completely confused, I asked what here is wrong?
Where is Twin?Ninja?Wally? Where have they gone?

In a quiet, somber  tone, Upgrade Said,
"Shutup ISY, HIDE! They are all Dead!"

Alert and alarmed, we hid in his room,
Me Mike and Up, and an impending sense of doom.

Scared now, I asked "whats going on?"
"how are they dead? Where is sean?"

"He's gone too" Mike Replied,
"That son of a bitch got em', and then they died"

"Who?!" I asked, who is to blame?
"The Creator" said Up,  of our favorite game.....

"AFRO.." I said, what madness is this?
Why is he killing all of us? Why is he pissed?

Mike then explained, the story as he knew,
About how afro lost it, and how he was through.
Through with the fun, through with the games,
And he was coming after us, he knew each of our names....

"why?" I asked, what is his deal?
What drove Afro to the point he could kill?

Up then replied, "TW3"
the game just  wasnt everything, he thought it would be".

"But why us?" I cried, feeling so defeated,
"Why has Afro decided we should be deleted?"

But as Mike went to explain, we heard a loud KNOCK,
so being from Chicago, he pulled out his glock.

"Gun Control this!" Mike started to shout
and he ran out the door leaving Upgrade to pout..
"No Mike, dont do it, stay here and hide"
"this will all fall over, just let it ride!"

But it was too late, Mike opened the door,
to a black shadowy afro, evil to the core.

"Hello my faithful, twboards elite"
"Ive been waiting for our chance to meet"

Standing there silent, Mike UP and I
Decided right then, that we were gonna die

So we bumrushed Afro, Bringing him down,
And the glock went off to a very loud POW!

Afro screamed, as he ran away.
"Damn you meddling kids, I will have my day!"

The 3 of us chased him, but the blood trail went cold.
Afro escaped, and your the 1st I told....

So if your in bed tomorrow and you hear a weird sound,
Remember that Afro, is out there... Around

Looking for members of the boards he can slay,
So maybe all can forget about TW3 one day....


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#2 10/31/2013 1:29 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

I like how we just hit him with a glock and he screamed and it's all good. lol


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#3 10/31/2013 1:35 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Its spooky huh? Knowing hes still out there.... hmm


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#4 10/31/2013 1:54 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

"knowing he's still out there"

i fuckin lawled


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#5 10/31/2013 2:15 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

This was hilarious. XD

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#6 10/31/2013 2:54 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

This poem demands illustration.


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#7 10/31/2013 4:06 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Rodimus Mike wrote:

This poem demands illustration.

I second this.


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#8 10/31/2013 4:13 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

+1

Thumbs up

Like'd


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#9 10/31/2013 6:13 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

I wish illustration was what I was good at sad   But I seriously cant draw anything at all..


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#10 10/31/2013 6:29 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

I think Mongoose should do it, since he has characters for most, if not all, the people in this poem.

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#11 10/31/2013 8:27 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

I got a chuckle out of this

But fuck your for killing me sad Kai should have died instead

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#12 10/31/2013 8:37 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Truth be told, I killed you off purely because your name fit the rhyme scheme.  Blame your parents for naming you sean.


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#13 10/31/2013 8:40 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Seanishere wrote:

I got a chuckle out of this

But fuck your for killing me sad Kai should have died instead

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/off-is-the-general-direction-i-wish-you-to-fuck.jpg


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#14 10/31/2013 9:05 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Kai wrote:

Seanishere wrote:

I got a chuckle out of this

But fuck your for killing me sad Kai should have died instead

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploa … o-fuck.jpg

Sure, but I just want you to know who's in that direction:

yo bitch

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#15 10/31/2013 9:08 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Im not sure if this is some sort of sick twisted kiddie joke, or thats someones gf, or sister, or something.  Or is that a dude? Either way, wtf?

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#16 10/31/2013 9:13 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

That's Kai's girlfriend. She is 12. This has been discussed.

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#17 10/31/2013 9:19 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-post-pedophile-376837.jpegp


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#18 10/31/2013 9:27 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Oh I must have missed that. Well thanks for highjacking my thread with little kid stuff.  I have kids older than that girl.


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#19 10/31/2013 11:03 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

W8 r u srs about da 12 yr old gurlfrend


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#20 11/1/2013 2:17 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Yes. Love is love, I guess.

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#21 11/1/2013 2:18 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

How old is Kai?

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#22 11/1/2013 2:21 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Kai is 19. April 2nd.

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#23 10/31/2015 4:02 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

Bump. Happy halloween


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#24 10/31/2015 7:13 am

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

tl;dr


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#25 10/31/2015 1:52 pm

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Re: A poem for all of you pt2. Happy Halloween :)

I missed this at first and just got a good laugh out of it.


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